Merry Christmas

I have many friends who are more or less Christian. Some who are atheist or agnostic. Others who are Jewish. Quite a few Buddhists. Add a few Sikhs, Zoroastrians, and other religions.

Almost everyone celebrates a new beginning this time of year. A moment when the physical laws of a watery planet traveling through space and our human realm of thoughts, culture, and society all intersect and we exhale a grateful sigh of relief for the passing of the old year and hope to do better in the next year. Each of us does this in our own way.

This year I have made it a point to avoid saying “Happy Holidays” and instead say “Merry Christmas,” but not because I elevate Christmas over all other celebrations of the season.

I take great pleasure in Christmas. On the Waschke Homestead, this time of year, when the weather approaches its coldest and harshest in the northern hemisphere, Christmas was a season for visiting, bountiful shared meals, the best cakes, cookies, and, above all, expressions of how much we care for each other through the exchange of gifts and greetings.

I have resolved to wish the pleasures of the season that I know best, Christmas. I wish the pleasures of my experience to everyone and I hope that they will reciprocate and wish their pleasures back to me.

And so, to everyone, everywhere,

I wish you

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

After The Homestead

I’ve posted a long string of essays here about life fifty or more years ago on the Waschke Homestead and I intend to write many more. But today, I will tell you a little about a book project I’ve started this fall. My new project only mentions the homestead in passing. Instead, I’m writing about what I’ve done during the fifty years after I left the homestead for college in Chicago. As everyone who visits my other website, Marv Waschke on Computing, probably knows, I’ve been a software engineer and architect for many years. My last book, Personal Cybersecurity, is no New York Times best seller, but it has been selling steadily.

Writing Personal Cybersecurity forced me to think hard about the state of computing today. I was reminded how different the current economic, social, and political roles of computing are from what I thought I was working to build for many years. I was one among many engineers who built the tangle of hardware, software, networks, and algorithms that are computing today. We did not set out to build the platform for fraud, disinformation, surveillance, and cyberwarfare that characterizes today’s Internet.

I began to think about trying to explain what happened, how a bunch of well-intentioned geeks created a monster. At the same time, I have been burrowing into my past on the Waschke Homestead and ruminating over the milieu of a kid raised on a homestead farm in a remote corner of the country. In the midst of these reveries, the Fortune 500 software company where I worked until I retired to write a few years ago, CA Technologies, was acquired for 19 billion dollars by the computer chip maker, Broadcom, and ceased to exist. So many changes. So hard to understand.

I wrote a proposal for a non-fiction book that would be rather different from my previous efforts at writing technical books on computing: a book on what changed in computing, how the changes took place, and why.

Recently, I had a chance to talk over my proposal with my friend Jim Lynch, who is a New York Times best-selling fiction author. (His latest book is Before the Wind.) We sat in the cabin of his sail boat moored in Olympia Washington under overcast and dark December sky and talked over my proposal, my mystery in progress, and I offered him some hints on hacker ways for a new book he is working on.

Jim did not think much of my proposal. He characterized it as a polemic and probably not interesting to the number of readers publishing success requires. But he also pointed out that it would be more interesting as a memoir.

In the weeks since we talked, I have realized how right Jim was. I don’t have an ideological structure for the causes for our misbegotten Internet child and a polemic without a robust structure is a rambling bore. But I do know what happened to me and my colleagues from the beginnings of the personal computer and the world of distributed cloud computing of today. I can bring it to life on the page. My readers can come to their own conclusions. And I get a chance to write about the time the feds marched the CEO of CA out the door and into prison.

The sum is that I am now in the spot I like best. I have two projects to work on. Half the day, I’m a serious non-fiction author and researcher. The other half, I write entertaining lies that I hope are decent fiction.

By the way, I know from site metrics that close to two hundred visitors have read the Vine Maple Studio for over half an hour so far in December. I enjoy conversing on line in comments on other sites and I invite some of you who are interested enough to read for a while to introduce yourself in a comment. I would love to say hello and engage in civil conversation. Comment on anything—even posts from years back if they interest you. If you are not selling snake oil or larcenous search optimization schemes, I will reply.

If you are selling snake oil or larceny, move on. There’s nothing here.

Hunting Owls

My Lynden grandpa, John Schuyleman, shot a big white winter owl, probably a snowy owl, and gave it to the Lynden druggist, Edward Edson, who had the owl stuffed and placed it in his collection of stuffed owls in his drug store. Eventually, Grandpa’s owl ended up it the Whatcom Museum. I remember visiting the museum when I was small. My mother pointed out Grandpa’s owl, but I don’t know if they still display it.

Now, barn owls occupy the old barn. The photo here of an owl perching at the peak of the barn was taken recently by Jake Knapp (C9 Photography) and Monica Mercier who are staying on the homestead while we wait for it to sell. Notice that this is a barn owl, not a barred owl, which I have heard are displacing barn owls in some areas.

While Dad (Ted) was still milking cows, the barn owls stayed away. Dad always liked to keep several cats around the barn to keep the rodent population down. Between no rodents and continuous commotion in the barn, the owls were shy, but every few weeks one would swoop in and check up on the barn. The barn owls roosted in the woods. We watched them hunt in the evening, gliding low over the fields. My mother liked to pick up their shed feathers and display them as bouquets in flower vases in the house. Owl roosts were easy to find in the woods because the tree trunks where they rested, usually cedars, were blazed with white droppings, called “mutes.”

After Dad quit milking and the barn quieted down, the barn owls moved in, roosting on the hay fork track and at the top of the silo. They made their presence known by splashes of white like the ones in the woods and the litter of owl pellets—lumps of regurgitated fur, feathers, and bones.

When I was a kid, late summer was owl hunting season. I think Dad may have invented our method of owl hunting. I’m not sure if we hunted screech owls or saw-whet owls. Dad called them screech owls, but from what I have read, the owls we used to catch acted like saw-whets.

In late summer, small owls roosted low in the vine maple grove that grew behind the barn. After milking, when it began to get dark, Dad would lead my cousins and I out to the vine maple grove with flashlights and heavy gloves. We would keep the flashlights off until we saw the silhouette of an owl on a branch low enough to reach. Then we would turn on the flashlights aimed at the eyes of the owl. If we were lucky, or the owl was unlucky, it would be blinded and freeze long enough for one of us to circle behind the poor animal and grab it in heavy gloved hands and stuff it in a burlap sack.

I understand that freezing when approached is characteristic of the saw-whet owl, so I suspect these were saw-whets, not screech owls. However, I recall that the owl we caught had ear tufts and was a little larger than a typical saw-whet, so it may have been a screech owl. The hoot of the western screech owl is heard frequently around the farm, but I’ve seen and heard saw-whets also. I once saw a row of several tiny saw-whets lined up on a cedar bough.

We only succeeded in catching an owl once. My older cousin, Steve, did the catching as I remember. The owl put up a fight with its lethally sharp beak and talons. Blood flowed from several of us kids before we got the owl in the sack. Thinking back, I would say that we were lucky not to have been seriously wounded.

We took the owl to my uncle’s house. At the time, he raised rabbits and had a row rabbit hutches next to his garden. A hutch was empty and we let the owl crawl out of the sack in the hutch. My memory is a bit hazy, but I think the owl escaped the next day. Or maybe one of the adults showed some sense and let the terrified bird go.

After the success, no matter how much we begged, Dad never had time for another owl hunt.