The New Year

The New Year is coming close as I write this. The New Year marked the beginning of a hard month on the Waschke Homestead. I quote from my mother’s diary from January 5, 1967 “Ted [my dad] has lots of chores that keep him busy all day.” He was breaking open the silo to begin feeding silage that year. That meant forking out two or three feet of spoiled silage at the top of the silo, then loading the spoiled silage into the manure spreader to distribute the silage on the fields as fertilizer. January of 1967 was not as bad as it could be: the spoiled silage was not frozen as it was in some years. I remember helping Dad break up the frozen spoiled silage with a pick axe in a northeaster.

Winter chores were hard because the cows stayed in the barn most of the day. Dad always said that if the cows got too cold, they held back their milk, so he let them outdoors only long enough to get their droppings cleaned up and spread fresh, dry straw for bedding. The extra time the cows spent in the barn meant more manure to load into the manure spreader. Spreading manure was never fun but driving a tractor in the open fields in the cold, often cold rain like we had in Ferndale this week, was hard.

Worse, frigid northeaster winds racing down the Fraser River canyon from the Canadian arctic were sometimes harsh. The national weather service now calls these winds “the Fraser Outflow,” but we knew them as northeasters. In the 1980s, I remember a northeaster that blew gusts over 100 miles per hour and zero temperature which were recorded at the county equipment garage just south of the homestead on Smith Road—a taste of severe weather that felt like a slam in the face in our mild Pacific Northwest.

The woods used to be crisscrossed with three- or four-foot diameter rotting Douglas Fir logs that stretched out fifty feet or more. Dad pointed out to me that most of those rotten logs were aligned with the northeast wind. The logs have all but disappeared now, but they were most likely blowdowns from northeasters of the past.

Driving tractor in a northeaster was no fun, but Dad preferred to spread manure daily instead of letting the manure pile up in the barnyard. During the summer, when all the fields were either pasture or crops, he had to pile the manure in the barnyard to avoid fouling the fields, but he didn’t like spending days doing nothing but hauling manure, so he kept at it through the winter.

Water was a problem in the cold months. Ice formed in watering troughs and drinking pails that had to be broken so the animals could drink, using the same pick axe we used to break up frozen silage. The waterlines to chicken house, pig barn, and the watering troughs froze easily. Dad kept them wrapped with old burlap feed sacks, but sometimes that was not enough protection and they froze anyway. Then he had to thaw the pipes with a propane torch.

The worst water problem came before my time when Grandpa still pumped water with a windmill. A storage tank at the top of the windmill tower was kept from overflowing on windy days with a float valve. One northeaster, the float froze open. The tank overflowed in the wind and the water ran down the sides and froze. After a few hours, the heavy ice built up around the tank and the structure began to groan as the extra weight threatened to crumple the steel tower. Dad had to climb up the icy tower with freezing water sloshing over him and disconnect the pump. After all that, Dad and Grandpa had to water the animals with buckets dipped from the well.

Keeping the animals in the outbuildings comfortable was extra work. The wind found new cracks to blow through and Dad stuffed them with old sacks and tacked up boards and pieces of sheet metal to seal the drafts off from the “varmints,” as he called them. We hauled extra bedding from the straw mow to keep them warm and dry in the cold.

We kids had our own attitude toward the New Year and northeasters. Unlike our parents, we hoped for northeasters and snow. Both my Dad and my Uncle Arnold had skied when they were young men and their skis were still around. The cold didn’t bother us kids and we looked forward to missing school and strapping on the old skis and dragging homemade sleds out to the fields to glide down the slopes of the sink holes close to Deer Creek on the north end of the homestead. The slope down to Deer Creek would have been better for skiing, but in those days, the slopes were either impassable woods or an equally hazardous tangle of stumps and brush.

I’d like to tell you that Mom or Grandma would have hot cocoa and cookies waiting for us when we came back from our icy expeditions, but during a cold snap, they were too busy for that sort of thing. More often, I warmed up throwing down silage from the silo or carrying buckets of grain and water to the calves.

Merry Christmas

I have many friends who are more or less Christian. Some who are atheist or agnostic. Others who are Jewish. Quite a few Buddhists. Add a few Sikhs, Zoroastrians, and other religions.

Almost everyone celebrates a new beginning this time of year. A moment when the physical laws of a watery planet traveling through space and our human realm of thoughts, culture, and society all intersect and we exhale a grateful sigh of relief for the passing of the old year and hope to do better in the next year. Each of us does this in our own way.

This year I have made it a point to avoid saying “Happy Holidays” and instead say “Merry Christmas,” but not because I elevate Christmas over all other celebrations of the season.

I take great pleasure in Christmas. On the Waschke Homestead, this time of year, when the weather approaches its coldest and harshest in the northern hemisphere, Christmas was a season for visiting, bountiful shared meals, the best cakes, cookies, and, above all, expressions of how much we care for each other through the exchange of gifts and greetings.

I have resolved to wish the pleasures of the season that I know best, Christmas. I wish the pleasures of my experience to everyone and I hope that they will reciprocate and wish their pleasures back to me.

And so, to everyone, everywhere,

I wish you

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

After The Homestead

I’ve posted a long string of essays here about life fifty or more years ago on the Waschke Homestead and I intend to write many more. But today, I will tell you a little about a book project I’ve started this fall. My new project only mentions the homestead in passing. Instead, I’m writing about what I’ve done during the fifty years after I left the homestead for college in Chicago. As everyone who visits my other website, Marv Waschke on Computing, probably knows, I’ve been a software engineer and architect for many years. My last book, Personal Cybersecurity, is no New York Times best seller, but it has been selling steadily.

Writing Personal Cybersecurity forced me to think hard about the state of computing today. I was reminded how different the current economic, social, and political roles of computing are from what I thought I was working to build for many years. I was one among many engineers who built the tangle of hardware, software, networks, and algorithms that are computing today. We did not set out to build the platform for fraud, disinformation, surveillance, and cyberwarfare that characterizes today’s Internet.

I began to think about trying to explain what happened, how a bunch of well-intentioned geeks created a monster. At the same time, I have been burrowing into my past on the Waschke Homestead and ruminating over the milieu of a kid raised on a homestead farm in a remote corner of the country. In the midst of these reveries, the Fortune 500 software company where I worked until I retired to write a few years ago, CA Technologies, was acquired for 19 billion dollars by the computer chip maker, Broadcom, and ceased to exist. So many changes. So hard to understand.

I wrote a proposal for a non-fiction book that would be rather different from my previous efforts at writing technical books on computing: a book on what changed in computing, how the changes took place, and why.

Recently, I had a chance to talk over my proposal with my friend Jim Lynch, who is a New York Times best-selling fiction author. (His latest book is Before the Wind.) We sat in the cabin of his sail boat moored in Olympia Washington under overcast and dark December sky and talked over my proposal, my mystery in progress, and I offered him some hints on hacker ways for a new book he is working on.

Jim did not think much of my proposal. He characterized it as a polemic and probably not interesting to the number of readers publishing success requires. But he also pointed out that it would be more interesting as a memoir.

In the weeks since we talked, I have realized how right Jim was. I don’t have an ideological structure for the causes for our misbegotten Internet child and a polemic without a robust structure is a rambling bore. But I do know what happened to me and my colleagues from the beginnings of the personal computer and the world of distributed cloud computing of today. I can bring it to life on the page. My readers can come to their own conclusions. And I get a chance to write about the time the feds marched the CEO of CA out the door and into prison.

The sum is that I am now in the spot I like best. I have two projects to work on. Half the day, I’m a serious non-fiction author and researcher. The other half, I write entertaining lies that I hope are decent fiction.

By the way, I know from site metrics that close to two hundred visitors have read the Vine Maple Studio for over half an hour so far in December. I enjoy conversing on line in comments on other sites and I invite some of you who are interested enough to read for a while to introduce yourself in a comment. I would love to say hello and engage in civil conversation. Comment on anything—even posts from years back if they interest you. If you are not selling snake oil or larcenous search optimization schemes, I will reply.

If you are selling snake oil or larceny, move on. There’s nothing here.